If they were a baseball team they would be the Chicago Cubs.
If they were an automobile they would be the Edsel.
If they were a movie, they would be “Heaven’s Gate”.
If they were a comedian, they would be Rodney Dangerfield.
They dream about being Lindsay Lohan’s driving test inspector, a Dancing with the Stars judge when its Chaz Bono’s turn, an NFL referee when Ndamukong Suh is on the field, or a TV critic reviewing the new “Jersey Shore” premiere.
They revel in Tim Tebow’s quarterback rating, Charlie Sheen’s Q scores, Jon Huntsman’s caucus vote count in Iowa, and the HH viewership for Keith Olbermann’s new show on Al Gore’s Current TV Network.
They would love to downgrade the credit ratings of every known sovereign entity around the globe, with the possible exceptions of Switzerland, Monaco, the Vatican City and Barbados.
However, can they ever get it right?
Of course we are talking about the major credit ratings agencies, which have confounded and bewitched the markets with the threats of imminent downgrades to anything with a pulse.
According to a recent report by the Center for American Progress:
But where are they when there is the very real threat of a company or nation really going down? Famously they missed on Lehman, AIG and the mortgage debt crisis. And going back some in history, the CPA Journal had this to say several years ago:
Which brings us to the present day and the latest example of “getting it wrong” when it might really make a difference for the safety of investors and the general financial community. According to a recent Bloomberg report, senior executives at Moody’s and S&P will be called upon to testify about their role in the MF Global mess.
In a way we feel a little sorry for the ratings agencies with all the piling on and hope they don’t get a real complex here.
Or they could end up echoing the famous words from the immortal Rodney:
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
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David W. (aka The Underground Trader)
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